To prove there are always worse fish in the sea...

"When accomplished journalist and independent woman Taylor Burke moved to Alaska for a job, she heard an old Alaskan saying: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd.”
In her comical (and at times downright disturbing) memoir of dating experiences, readers will cringe with her at the awful profile pictures, the ill-conceived pick up lines, and the profile biographies with information that should only be reserved for an in-depth therapy session." - Globe Newswire

"... Please join me in this personal Hell that is dating in Alaska."

"If the fake name didn't give it away, then the last three words told me everything I needed to know about you."

"As someone who is very single, this makes me laugh and cringe at the same time. Think I'll settle to meeting someone the old fashioned way; poorly singing both parts of Summer Nights at karaoke 'till someone helps me out." - Danielle

"I'm going to go out on a limb and say he didn't graduate with a women's studies degree..."

"Taylor writes comically from her experiences, thankfully we don't have to live through these horrors and can laugh through the wit she delivers page after page." - Hayden

"So I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, Taylor, we've all seen the dead fish pics. We get it. But honey, please, I wouldn't waste my time on a whole-ass book for you to giggle at while you're high if that was it."

"Well, if it isn't déjà douche."

"Funny and eye opening! I've had my fair share of bad dates... Don't think I'd survive in Alaska." - Louisa

"Parents, some of y'all clearly need to be arrested for neglect."

"Yikes. I feel for her, at least Taylor bodied these troglodytes so we can at least smile about it!" - BD

The Goods Are Odd

If you're not yet convinced, hear the stories directly from the author...

"Perfect as a coffee table staple and book to gift to your single friends, The Goods Are Odd promises a droll commentary on the comical, disturbing, and Wild West-esque landscape of online dating in your 30s."

Available in Paperback and Hardcover, "The Goods are Odd: A Comical Yet Disturbing Book", is waiting for you at Amazon and Barnes & Noble now!
Written by Taylor Burke, Illustrated by Casey Fang and Avery Osman

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